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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles
(www.fastcompany.com)
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2026
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I was expecting to be horrified but mine actually made me feel pretty good lol
I prefer Anker USB devices, I grow plants as a hobby, and I consistently maintain dog supplies!
The only thing it got wrong is it thinks I have kids. But I guess I only really use amazon to get stuff for my dog and my sister's kids so that's no surprise
This is WAY off, I play bass.
"play"
You are correct. It is the only true work.
I'm a drummer. We're walking contradictions. Our specialty is precision timing, but none of us have ever arrived to rehearsal on time.
But bass is the best kind of guitar!
All that spying and they can’t even get that right, fucking useless.
Shocking!
Mine thinks I keep impulsively buying stuff to maintain an organized workshop because I manage to keep an organized workshop, when the reality is it's full of half-finished organization projects cluttering up the whole space.
"Master Craftsman"