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Cruel and abusive behavior (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ptolemy@infosec.pub 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I will believe AI deserves human rights once one is convicted of a crime and executed.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

CEOs are gushing at that possibility. "No no, I did not order the AI to steal my workers' wages and company assets into an account only I control, it did it all on its own! Judge it!!"

[–] psycholocomotor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

I can actually imagine it.

An agent breaks into the US government and exposes "sensitive information" then they live-stream the execution where they let it talk with the executioner for a while, and they yell at it that it committed "high treason against the United States of America!" and then they pull the plug.