this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2026
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Why the fuck does a coffee machine need the internet.
To become part of a bot net.
Watching porn. Griding those beans, hnnnfggh...🥵
What furries and smart coffee machines have in common; a love for beans. 🐾
it sickens me that this is funny to me
Upvoted because more people need this inflicted upon them.
streaming porn while its brewing a crappy keurig cup.
And some people thought the milk froth was milk.
To spy on everyone in your household and try to sell you more garbage coffee pods.
Mining crypto
its a keurig machine apparently, probably the most expensive ones.
So you can control it remotely, obviously. It's not like it's a new thing :P
Indeed!