Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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Cruel and abusive behavior (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 days ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Man, anthropomorphizing these computer programs is so fucking weird to me. Can't they just tell the truth? The cost of the amount of energy required to do this exceeds the profits we gain from your personal data.