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[โ€“] NoLemurs@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It doesn't even have to be only for known devices. Once you've compromised one device, you can just phone home to have a full powered LLM do your work.

The only real use cases for this would be on closed networks with no internet access, or networks where the traffic is closely monitored. Like, yeah, if I'm trying to hack the CIA, maybe I consider something like this. For the vast majority of devices and networks, this is inefficient and unnecessary.

I mean, it is kind of cool. But vanishingly few organizations have tight enough security that this is worth doing.

[โ€“] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

And if the traffic is closely monitored, you'd think they'd also notice all their cpu and ram suddenly being used for some mysterious purpose