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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Living the literal dream. Every software engineers fantasy is to be an artisan carpenter.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 50 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Not true, some of them want to raise goats.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] refalo@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] kazerniel@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I was enjoying reading this until he "found God" 😐 happy for his new healthy lifestyle though

[–] qqq@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yea didn't see that coming

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Personally, I want to make historical reproductions of early 1900s fountain pens but with modern materials. Moore's non-leakable in chased ultem, my white whale...

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've gotta get my lathe trued and my CNC... uh... assembled, but if in three years when I get around to doing that I remember this comment I'll send you one lol.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll remind you about your cnc just as soon as I replace my x-axis screw. So, uh, also about three years?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] logi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Not at all. I want to be a park ranger. In the central Highlands of Iceland. In perpetual winter.

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 5 days ago

Reindeer, but close enough.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My fantasy is to taste-test crisps.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Did that once. Not as exciting as you might think.