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How to get a job (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The thing is I hate dealing with recruiters because they'll never tell you anything unless you go behind their back, but the only reason I'd be incentivized to go behind their backs is because they are all universally useless, don't answer emails, don't negotiate a decent salary for you, and don't listen to basic instructions like I'm not willing to move out of the local area (they define the local area to be the entiretive of planet Earth, but predominantly Dubai).