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HTML5 accelerator card (mastodon.wuffs.org)

submitted 21 hours ago by e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 35 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Guilty.

95 percent of the people using computers are just using them for a browser.

Let's implement the DOM in hardware!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 16 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Let's implement a web without DOM-abused-as-GUI.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Wait... what?

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Please yes, for god's sake. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing quite like locking yourself further into a broken, patched together frankenmess forever based only on momentum.

[–] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

Hey!

Seems to be working for the current generation of AI primitives used...