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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Wait is perpetual teen guy going to be a bond?

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 55 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to be home before dark!

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How will Bond stop the laser satellite launch when its scheduled at midnight, more than two hours past his bedtime?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Teen Bond sounds like it would have been a great 90s cartoon series.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

It would have been live action like Young Indiana Jones

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago

I knew James Pond Jr. was an actual video game; I did not know about James Bond Jr. :O

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

So the new Bond will be a Gen-Xer…

Welcome to lasertag and techno!

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 16 hours ago

Gen-X at 34 (now 36)? I wish. Try Millennial.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

Well unlike Sir Connery, he at least is English! Though I think Connery impressed Fleming so much that Bond was rewritten to be half-Scottish

But no, there has been no story published on the next Bond having been chosen yet. There are a lot of theories floating around and many of them are fairly unbelievable to the point that it may as well be perpetual teen guy.