this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2026
237 points (94.1% liked)
Programmer Humor
33786 readers
2556 users here now
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
Rules
- Keep content in english
- No advertisements
- Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
- If the mod doesn't find it funny, you're banned. Ha-ha!... For real: do not use the community for "statements". There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
OOP dogma isn't just bad, it's actively harmful. OOP leads to unnecessary boilerplate. Any boilerplate that is not absolutely necessary is noise and bad. Full stop.
Private (Getters/setters): Strictly not a necessity in any sense of the word.
Short functions everywhere.
Short files everywhere.
I prefer to see the steps of execution that are actually happening in the real world on hardware. Not an ivory tower of code that happens to execute.