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Same for me, but that's because I have a rule saying to the claude to not interact with git unless instructed, and I commit manually after reviewing every line of code changed. The bot runs in its own container, isolated from all credentials, so it can't push commits and can't access production. I also hate that the super long commit messages, so I just want to write it myself.
Basically if you are surrenderinf your entire PC to AI, then you'll not get those commit messages authored by claude.
All my colleagues instead gave it access to the whole work pc including ssh keys, and the bot can do whatever the fuck it wants with the whole repo on github. It co-authors every single commit. Our master branch pushed straight to prod, and is not protected, and all our team is repo admin anyway. It's complete insanity, bordering criminal negligence.