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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I remember my first day of my first professional programming job back in 1996. I had just learned SQL that morning (which I'd never even heard of before) and that afternoon I forgot to add a WHERE clause to a DELETE command. Good times ...

Fortunately this was in production and not in any important environment like development or test.

[–] cass80@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

If they gave a newbie full r/w creds to a prod db, that's 100% on them and not you.