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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is why I have an 8 TB drive just for saving porn. Can't block me from looking at local files (yet) bitches!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

DO NOT RESIST CITIZEN, WE ARE JUST CHECKING FOR ANY UNAUTHORIZED HARDWARE OR FILES ON YOUR SYSTEM

IF YOU DO NOT OWN MORE THAN YOUR ALLOTED 4GB OF RAM OR ANY MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE FILES THE FINE IS MUCH LOWER

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It also carries a jail sentence for possession, just like CSAM, so you'd be in big trouble if the police ever had to look at your computer for any other reason.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

They can have my Simpsons porn when they pry it from my clenched, sticky hands!

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Yea, and they are gonna need to self police that 8tb of random porn. That's a liability, just waiting for the internet cops to strike.

Hope they didn't miss that 100mb file of some milf choking on a hot load, that's 50 years in prison now. (Meanwhile, it's ok to sexually assault people IRL if you're rich).

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Then they can still block him though, because that disk is gonna get wiped before they return it.

[–] PlasticMachinery@europe.pub 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

put it in raid configuration, counts as a single disk right?

[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

If they confiscate your disks, they confiscate all of them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Wait. Simpsons videos?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Everyone should have an armageddon spank bank.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Developments in the last 6 or 7 years have shown it to be a prudent course of action

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I too have a 8tb hard drive but it's full of cam girl recordings and futanari stuff.

We are not the same!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

more similar than you might think, actually.