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If your first text to someone is inappropriate that explains why she gave the fake number.
And why the plan would work
I'm not talking about dick pics, and I'm not saying inappropriate generally. Just that you don't want to text your mom about it.
What is your perfectly acceptable first text to a woman that would be horrible if sent to your mother by mistake?