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Are poor people really gorging themselves on fine condiments? Of course not. Ridiculous.
Yes, we are. I have nothing to put them on though, I'm just pouring Poupon straight down the throat hole.
This made me howl like that one-too-loud audience member from a canned laughter cassette tape.
You don't fill up a kiddie pool and bask in it?
Marinading yourself is not a useful step towards eating the rich.
It also bothers me that there's the implication that poor people don't deserve any luxuries. As if being poor is a moral failing, so you should suffer.
Of course, what's really absurd is the trillions of dollars the US spends on military bullshit every year, not the fact that some unemployed worker might be able to buy top-shelf mustard.
Maybe? An ex from NC introduced me to putting Sweet Hot Mustard on summer sausage + cheese + Ritz cracker, and damn. It added like, 3 points in tastiness (on a 10 point scale).
Its true, and I have a source to prove it.
Wow, this is undeniable. I feel like a mook.