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Did anyone ask the sandwich how it felt?
Unfortunately the sandwich didn't survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been "KERSPLAT".
Seems more of a "thump", since it didn't come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn't even need a 5 second rule.