this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
570 points (98.3% liked)
Greentext
7429 readers
823 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Fun fact: the further into the Baltic Sea you go (ie the farther you are from Copenhagen), the less salty it is. Around Stockholm iirc you can just drink the water straight up and rehydrate instead of dehydrating.
Yeah, but drinking the Baltic sea's water, one of the most if not the most polluted sea of the world, will cause you other problems ๐
rehydrating and give you cancer :v
It will be rehydrating then dehydrating, as they'll pass the following hours emptying their bowels.
what?
Isn't American water usually more polluted near large industries?
What does America got to do with the Baltic Sea?
It is a continent on the other side of the planet.
And water is polluted next to every large industry.
The Danish people must be salty about that.
Maybe that's why they like, the disgusting thing that is, black licorice.
Delicious*
Autocorrect musta got you there
Thanks, I'm going to do just that!