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[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

MongoDB is huge though for all the wrong reasons, businesses think that just because it's JS, they can just have frontend devs - sorry, they are "fullstack" now - doing DBA work.

I worked as one of two NoSQL DBAs for a Fortune 50 finance company, and there is a ton of CV-driven development going on giving NoSQL a bad name. Most use cases don't need NoSQL. And for those which do, NoSQL is almost always harder to implement than simple SQL based RDBMSs.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jumping in this, bingo. JavaScript only shops scare the fuck out of me.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago

Just wail til they become AI-generated-JavaScript-only shops. They're gonna be vibing like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

[–] noobface@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

why is my deploy process so slow? ©_©=> 500k npm packages