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[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Real carpenters don't walk away from a job because the hammer is their least favorite brand.

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

their least favourite hammer brand:

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[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 12 points 1 week ago

Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

[–] homoludens@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

I once had a hammer head get loose and fly off the handle.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

But if the screws are nails.