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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 151 points 1 week ago (35 children)

And don't forget to teach all the kids how to fix an electrical socket, change a tire, build a computer.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Make mistakes in front of kids while doing this and show them it doesn't have to be a big deal if they "fail", as long as they're failing safely (slipping and skinning your knuckles while trying to remove a bolt on a car for example).

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My father once wanted to demonstrate the danger of alcohol in combination with fire. So he got a seemingly empty bottle of some high percentage stuff and held a lighter to the opening.

I don't think getting massively burned on the thumb and having an enormous yellow burn blister for weeks was part of the plan. But it did help in getting the message across.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Oh noooo I'm glad he ended up being okay.

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