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A steam deck and a toilet.
No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit
Bidet😌
That's not one of the two things haha
Some toilets have a built-in bidet.
I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I'm sure I'll figure it out after this next run.
No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.
Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!
Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭