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[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not one of the two things haha

Some toilets have a built-in bidet.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I'm sure I'll figure it out after this next run.

[–] Emi@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.