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What would yours be? (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

A fork and a knife

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gallows and a buttplug

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A cat and a… cat.

[–] 3ra@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My strap-on and a vape

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[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A pillow and a blanket

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

bucket and a rope

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Lemme ask you something...

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[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A steam deck and a toilet.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Depression and debt

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Two tacos

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A joint and a red bull

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

Two crows

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

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[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 week ago

Bong and blow lighter

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[–] afox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[–] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ennui and a gun.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[–] bitMasque@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you use Archery, btw?

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