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This makes no sense. Salads really do have nuts sometimes, whilst I've never heard of bees having steak.
What if it’s honey glazed?
Checkmate atheists
Dammit! I keep losing at chess without even playing!
Oh well, it could be worse: I could be playing chess 🤷
No this is the Pinnacle of humor. Nothing could possibly be funnier than this....
What about, hear me out here, what about if a man, like an old man, and not just any old man, a scientist, a old man scientist in a labcoat, what about, wait for it, what about if he were to, hold on, if he were to, here it comes, turn himself into a pickle?! Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I call them Meat Bees, but they are a species of Yellowjacket -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowjacket?wprov=sfti1
Fun fact: They're not eating it, they just chop bits off for their little siblings.
Yes, that is the subversion of expectations that makes this a joke.
You never had bee steak? You've been missing out!
with B-2 steak sauce