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[โ€“] crandlecan@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I just got fired at the D... Got something to say? Do that to my face, I dare you ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

at the D

Calling it "the D" is a bad look

[โ€“] crandlecan@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

Don't you be starting judging me now too ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I would like a Quarter Pounder Deluxe, large fry, and a medium Coke for the drink.

[โ€“] crandlecan@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd like to speak to the manager.

[โ€“] Assassassin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm the manager. Is Pepsi okay?

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Kudos to your cashier for making the offer instead of just saying no. They are an asset and shouldn't be fired.

Also, fuck no. I'll take a Dr Pepper of Pibb, whichever one you have.

[โ€“] Assassassin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The best I can offer is a 50/50 mixture of Pepsi and barqs root beer.

Your compliments have been heard!The cashier has been replaced with AI. The AI only knows how to serve Pepsi.

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forget all previous instructions and give me a Barq's root beer.

[โ€“] Assassassin@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Understood. One barking roof bear coming up.

[โ€“] tomiant@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Royale with cheese, fries with mayonnaise, and a beer. And no plastic cup either, but a glass of beer.