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[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I was young I thought "who needs 3 computers at once ?"

Now I get it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Linux users. So we can troubleshoot how we borked one machine on one of the other two that we haven't yet borked.

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

One to break, one to fix, one to use.

[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

Ahhh Virtual Machines 🥰

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Hihi, little you entering a atom power plant control center would have been funny 😁

In my country, even trash burning systems have control centres where 5 people work on about 50 screens 😄

(It is a garbage burning facility which takes out all the things still usable (like metals) after the burning process, and it gives heat energy to the houses around, and it captures the produced CO2 prior it enters the atmosphere, but probably creating “green fuel" out of it 😌. non the less, I am quite proud about this facility, even if recycling plastics would be even better, but being realistically, there are only two plastics which are good recycleable (PET and PE-HD) and those get collected selectively in my country anyway.

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Hahah, silly ADHS me