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[โ€“] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I contract at a place that has lost well over a million in the last 11 months in downtime that's specifically for low voltage/comms failures. They have been looking for an electrician for 11 months and 49-65k USD is the salary range.

They could have paid triple that and saved money AND got the deliverables for the year. They won't now.

[โ€“] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

"Guys, you don't understand, my MBA specifically said this would work!"

Often followed by "Hmm, can we pay someone to help us solve this personnel puzzle? Let's find a consultant. I'm no rube though, I'm a shrewd business cretin - if we don't find a consultant with an MBA fancier than mine, we'll just be wasting our money."