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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we'll know what their kink is

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago

I think they're called anal beads.
sure fun for your wedding night.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The ring fingers a whore, it's only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.

Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.

Wait....

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I already suck figuratively. That good enough?

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 15 hours ago

that'll do, I'm in the same boat

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.