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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fan of GabeN (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Don't get an abortion! Have that baby and dispose of it at your nearest "Leave your baby here for our coalition of friendly CEOs to take care of" location for a 25$ amazon gift card!"

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That fully sounds like a program a literal vampire would implement with wild success. Parents selling their kids for money happened in the past, so not even that much of a stretch. It does sound like a potential cobra problem though.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 3 days ago

very literal cobra problem as well

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 4 days ago

Would watch a full length film of this