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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."

[–] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.