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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fan of GabeN (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fair. But its important to point out this won't be one that goes inside you it will be one that you put on the outside of your head that interacts with brain impulses, at least according to them.

If I was someone with limited mobility or some other sort of handicap I would do that before I got the one that goes inside my skull. But that's just me.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I put it on my dick instead?

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

You can put almost anything on your dick, its the secret the elite don't want you to know about!