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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nothing in my message is about microservices. I don't care about that fight. I just hate java.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I was referring another comment in the thread, sorry for confusion. The OP attacks both Go and microservices, although it's no Gos fault in the story.

Also I just hate Java too, and OOP in general.