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[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Fuck no.

I wish everyone used C#, Scala, Rust or Python (DSLs like VHDL, SQLs and CUDA and super specific languages like C, Erlang, Haskell and Bash notwithstanding).

You can hate on them, sure, each for their own reason, but they're all very well supported and good for what they're intended for.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Sure, me too, but that's my point. Even Java is better than what we have now, especially from the user's perspective.