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[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh good, mom can have a salad. Lol.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Cause Mom needs to be fit and trim for dad!"

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Bitch better be if she knows what's good for her.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Only thing worse than Showbiz pizza would be Showbiz salad. Poor mom