this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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[โ€“] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Cause Mom needs to be fit and trim for dad!"

[โ€“] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Bitch better be if she knows what's good for her.