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[โ€“] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the cat: "wake up and feed me instead of strangling me"

[โ€“] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

This is why I don't feed the cats in the morning but instead before bed.