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[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If you want to save money, don't get into bird photography as a hobby. Gear Acquisition Syndrome is fatal to your wallet.

My ex decided to take up photography. She's now essentially semi-pro and it was a terrible financial decision for all involved.

Christmas lists started to get reeeal aspirational. No, you are not getting a lense that's the financial equivalent of a decent used car for Christmas. Go shoot more gigs and weddings.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not doing much photography now but I was way into it a decade ago. I did it professionally on the side, which helped justify some of my nice full-frame gear. It's nice when taking photos at a dimly lit wedding reception.

Your mention of Gear Aquisition Syndrome followed by a picture of a motherfucking peregine falcon in flight still took my breath away for a second there!

[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's a Barn Swallow, not a Peregrine. Closer, faster horizontally, and smaller. I've got a few Peregrine photos, though none I'm particularly happy with yet.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

Ah, my mistake. Thanks!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

Nope, if you can't do it adequately with a cell phone camera, it's gonna eat you alive.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no, the birb left a leg on the beach. Gotta buy a new lens to do better next time.

[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please no. I like my kidneys. The next lens up in quality is over $15,000.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's why you steal someone else's kidneys!

Of course, then you'll need to develop a collection of surgical gear, and likewise you would want to improve that with time...after all, why not take pride in your work?

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ope, time to switch to a new body with a different lens mount then, haha

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 15 hours ago

You could fit so many more birdies into a medium format sensor!