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Ah, young love... (media.piefed.world)

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn't carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn't open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We should only question those who don't regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't go camping with people who can't drive stick

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would, but then I'd probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It's the only merciful thing to do with people that can't drive stick.

[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 9 points 2 months ago

Whats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife

Then a couple hours later, they're asking to borrow it to open something

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I did for a while, and I never needed it. I've never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn't perfectly capable.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny thing is... I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Weird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

you forgot your knife and then someone had sex with you because you DIDN'T open anything?