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Mfw when someone has two things in one pocket
People laugh at me for carrying the EDC basic tactical flashlight, knife, multitiool, gun, measuring tape, fidget spinner, lockpick set and a lighter. What if you need them walking to your car smdh. We'll see who is laughing then!
Aww fuck I forgot my wallet
I like how you have to make shit up because "a multitool fits in a pocket alongside a wallet" is too reasonable for you to engage with
It's a joking exaggeration my man. I don't care if you carry around a whole toolbox or go empty pocketed. Happy Christmas,