Dad Jokes

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Like Mom always used to say (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

"It's times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelguese, and about to die of asphixiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother said to me when I was young" Full quote is a bit long for the meme...