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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Is this actually a thing? I've only ever heard it from people in the US.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Coffee is a diuretic, but I don't know if its the caffiene. Other caffeine drinks don't make me have to use the bathroom soon after, like coffee does. It's not giving diarreah, it's just moving things along.

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

James Hoffman just recently made a video on this very subject: https://youtu.be/LZnAQ-PWQdg

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

It may be the quantity, energy drinks do it too.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe its the temperature of the coffee too.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i drink my tea that hot, it does not do it. coffee does.

[–] daq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Typical tea has around 50mg of caffeine. Typical espresso based drink has 2 or 3 espresso shots at around 65mg each. Plus milk, which a bunch of adults can't digest to at least some degree.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

so you're in luck i know way too much about my gut. i can test for part of the gut but i'm missing much of mine. the parts i have, black coffee accelerates transit around 33% (reduces by 1/4). Short version, it stimulates peristalsis to a degree that tea does not. If you would like specific numbers I'm going to need a day or two.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's basically the only reason I actually drink coffee for.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

James Hoffman released a video on this on YT a couple weeks ago, its a bacteria that's unique to the gut biome of Coffee drinkers.

The video is more playful and cartoony than his normal work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZnAQ-PWQdg

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian, sometimes you've just gotta go more than once a day

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I meant more the "coffee makes you shit" thing. I've not encountered the idea across the pond.

[–] pankkake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

From my personal experience:

I'm not a regular coffee drinker. Whenever I do drink one, I get the urge to go number 2 within 15 minutes.