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It's probably not reasonable to expect this to improve in 2026. (media.piefed.world)
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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

as a linux user (so, genetically superior in every way) i do not have this issue. hahaha....ah.

.... sudo app install ....... a friend?

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot to mention that you use Arch BTW.

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

then it would be

sudo pacman friend

or something like that. im not that fluent in arch, but i'm pretty sure

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

flatpak install companion.app 🥲

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

fuck flatpak

also how do i get it to stop gaslighting me into "i installed it in location" btw it says the place it installed it is real but i can't find it I think flatpack is lying

sudo apt install friend

aww it didn't work :(

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a Windows user - same. I have no clue where people are getting these screenshots from, I haven't seen anything like that, ever. Maybe a regional thing, I'm in the EU.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pov you just confessed that you're a windows user

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Extremist fundamentalism of any kind should be considered a mental illness.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

sarcasm, however, is a sign of intelligence, as is the ability to recognize it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

sudo app install … a friend?

sudo apt install fortune

just run that once in a while for jokes. feed it into espeak if you want it to talk to you

EDIT : 'fortune | tee /dev/tty | espeak'