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No honkers for me till Maduro is free
I didn't think anyone cares about Maduro.
With this invasion US broke both international as well as its own laws.
And, after removing Maduro he is just planning to leave the old regime in place? So at this point there isn't even excuse to help people of Venezuela it is just to steal resources and screw the people.
At this point it's the same thing Russia does.
Come on, man. 😐
All empires are built on the same sins, but yeah.
Well, no American honkers. You did the "murican forgetting the rest of the world exists" thing for an old man's masturbation material.
That's a lot harder to rhyme.
edit: This would have been a great opportunity to reference B99 but I couldn't find a good image macro.
"Don't wank to yanks"
I feel like you can wank to yanks if you don't pay for it?
No, people outside the US sadly lack the honkers. There are only Yankee Honkers.
not enough, you should support Venesuelan hookers instead