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[โ€“] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you're gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it

[โ€“] egrets@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

If you don't love getting dog shit on your newly washed car, you should have thought of that before living 2-3 counties away from a future Float-a-Poo owner, and you have only yourself to blame.