kali_fornication

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It's just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn't any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don't manspread i feel like i can't breathe

i'm on firefox and that loaded a google search for %s

a greentext. this is a place where people post screenshots from 4chan where at least one line of text is green

whenever i see his name i'm just like

she lies and says she's in love with him

can't find a fetterman

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i'll probably say yes

eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

wait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you're forced to like all of elon's tweets

from now on he's gona be concerned, making texts like "hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?"

TIL it's 2018

and then if you're like me and you're too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }