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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't you hate it when Jesus steals your two-in-one Head and Shoulders dandruff shampoo and conditioner when he's taking a shower?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

A messiah with flakes and limp lifeless hair is one I sure won’t follow.