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I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don't like that at all. π©
To be fair you probably want to be catcalled by pretty women instead of 50 year old men.
What I am trying to say is have you considered putting on a maid outfit? :3
I honestly don't care. I'm pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. π€·ββοΈ
π How you doin?
I'm SchrΓΆdinger's old dude, I might be hot I might not. (Best to never know)
I'll always be uncertaintly hot as long as you don't look at my Insta.
We'll needs links to verify
Plot twist!
yeah that checks out tbh
Hey baby, I like the way you walk down the street with that blank, emotionless stare like you're deep in boredom.
I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn't so fucked up I would. π€·ββοΈ
Nah, beby, I luv da way you don't smile. Uwu, you so glam - like you can afford ta Botox ur entire face :E
Now THERE'S a dating website conversation starter. They'll either run in terror or become an item :)
heeey bby, is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you happy to - oh shit! - it's a baseball bat, run! run like the dickens!
When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.
Hey! I bet you're a really cool person!
Am I doing this right?
I can't catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps
Man I feel this but at the same time idk wtf I'd do if it actually happened. Like if some cutie started cataccling me I'd be like 'wait me? For real? No wait really? Are you sure? Have you had your eyes checked?'
I have actually been catcalled before, but it was in somewhat close proximity. It was in Vegas and it was a group of girls who were walking toward me and one yelled, "Hey! She likes your hair!" (I have anime-esque hair)
I was more confused than anything, then embarrassed, then amused. Us guys get so little attention that I've been going out of my way to compliment other guys in a non-flurting way.
Nice! Yeah I make sure to comment on dudes shirts and such. We all need to support each other out there
And thereβs the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
I feel the reaction would still be the same lmao but valid point.
Too real
this should go into the !microblogmemes@lemmy.world community definitely (btw i fully understand and share your sentiment)