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The hole is there to allow water to pass through the shower wall and accrue on the floor surface around the toilet, enhancing the sock experience of toiletgoers.
isn't that what the shaggy pee mat in front of the toilet is for?
How do you suck at aiming so bad if you’re peeing on the floor?
I'm not peeing on the floor, I'm peeing on the shaggy pee mat. Hence the name
Peeing on shaggy?
I don't understand your question. You're asking how I suck at aiming if I am peeing on the floor, but I never said I was missing the pee mat.
Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.
I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn't spray out in weird directions.
Wait. This is a totally alien thought to my entire life experience. I suppose you don’t pull it back do you? For whatever reason I think that’s how I imagined it? Honestly, I don’t think I have ever imagined it to be fair.
I do pull it back, idk about the other guys wiener but for me the skin makes for a more unpredictable stream.
ah that's it then. All this time I was pulling the other guy's
Did you find that helped the accuracy of the discharge?
I do not. Imagine a garden hose, if you use just the hose water comes out as an even flow, if you covered the end up with your fingers it would pressure spray widely between the gaps.
Just wait till you learn how cold shrinkage affects the peeing experience for un-cut folks! Let's just say it doesn't all shrink uniformly...
It's not like the direction it's pointed and the direction it goes have any bearing on each other.
I've never had that issue? I was thinking it's a circumcised thing, but you're potentially British.