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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is there anything you fucking morons won't whine about? How do they design the space to do that?

It’s not even that, grocery stores bake bread and spread bread smell since it perks people up and makes them more willing to spend, play specific music that calms and soothes you so you’ll walk slower

Jesus fucking Christ, listen to yourself. Everything is a conspiracy to you goddamn idiots.

What kind of music are they supposed played? Speed metal?

Baking bread on site is a conspiracy? Maybe people like fresh bread, dumbass. Do you think the supermarket is what makes people like fresh bread. You need to seek help, this paranoia is to the point neurological concern.

[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

This isn't a conspiracy, nor a secret, and nobody is claiming it is. It's just psychology for the sake of profit maximization, which literally every company that likes to make a profit participates in. Why are you winding yourself up so much over something so uncontroversial?

You should go work in retail for a year or two, because then you will know this isn't exactly uncommon knowledge and even the people stocking the shelves know about it. Hell people that understand psychology need to shop too, so they know it too as they move through the store. If it's a conspiracy to you, that says more about you than anybody else.