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submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Wait, does chicken come from chickens?" said my daughter, "How did we know they would be so tasty?"

We had already told her beef and milk comes from cows, just hadn't thought about pointing out the obvious one.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Took me long enough as a child to realise that chicken was chicken. I'm nervous for my kids turn...